Today the invading infant decided to go on the offensive. Her weapon was an exposed butt which projectile pooped across the bathroom, striking me on the leg.
There were minimal injuries, a flesh wound really. The tile floor and outfit for the day were not so lucky. They have been sent to the infirmary in the laundry basket to be cleaned of what appeared to be chicken curry.
The substance may have contained gas as mommy appeared to be drugged and laughed hysterically. Toxicology report is pending.
Luckily the weapon was neutralized in a sink of water as she received her first bath.
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