Daddy's Log - Day 9 - First Day At Work

"You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother."

Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) Ghostbusters II

Today was Ruth's first day at the office. It is time for her to start contributing to society. At 9 days old she is ALL OVER ME to stay on task. Quite the little motivator.

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Daddy's Log - Day 8 - Infant Offensive

Today the invading infant decided to go on the offensive. Her weapon was an exposed butt which projectile pooped across the bathroom, striking me on the leg.

There were minimal injuries, a flesh wound really. The tile floor and outfit for the day were not so lucky.  They have been sent to the infirmary in the laundry basket to be cleaned of what appeared to be chicken curry.

The substance may have contained gas as mommy appeared to be drugged and laughed hysterically. Toxicology report is pending.

Luckily the weapon was neutralized in a sink of water as she received her first bath.